posted by Benedict Townsend

Literally just the 25 best pun tweets we could find on the internet. Just quality wordplay from beginning to end – a five star experience.

As much as we all love Twitter for its arguments and targeted harassment, it’s also home to some of the most infuriatingly good forms of wordplay the world has ever seen. We’ve rounded up a whole bunch of the best pun-tastic jokes ever committed to the internet’s foremost bird-based social network. Enjoy:


1. Goddammit Josh


2. Goddammit Julian


3. Goddammit Steven


4. Goddammit Nick


5. Goddammit Terry


6. Goddammit James


7. Goddammit Dan


8. Goddammit Fred


9. Goddammit Ollie


10. Goddammit Aparna

11. Goddammit Jonny


13. Goddammit Scriblit


14. Goddammit Jake


15. Goddammit Greenis


16. Actually kind of a good idea, Guy


17. Goddammit Todd


18. Goddammit Michael


19. Nice


20. Goddammit Velvet


21. Goddammit Mike


22. Goddammit Patricia


23. Goddammit Mustard

 


24. Goddammit Josh (again)


25. Goddammit Michael (again)


26. Goddammit Line Art


27. Goddammit Jonny (again)

 

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