As we head into Spring and Summer here in the UK, we’re feeling pretty blue about it. Because if, like us, you’re utterly addicted to your bed then you’ll know you have more of an excuse to stay home and hide. Now the sun is out, people are expecting us to do stuff. And that sucks.
When you’re addicted to your bed, it’s not just a bed; it’s your sanctuary, your place of rest, the place you come up with your best ideas, the place you eat your meals, get your lols and so much more. And people just don’t seem to get that.
If you NEVER leave your bed, read on because we reckon you’re going to seriously relate to what we have to say.
You bed is life.
And it’s impossible to get out.
The hours in between getting in and getting our are just filler for you.
But OMG getting back into bed FEEL SO GOOD.
And let’s not even mention fresh clean sheets…
All your best friends are there.
And it’s the perfect spot for a YouTube/Netflix binge.
You can eat in your bed.
And drink in your bed.
You can obviously sleep in your bed.
People try and convince you that there’s life outside your bed but you’re like…
Bed is the Holy Grail.
Bed is Heaven.
Bed is sexy.
It understands you.
And doesn’t judge.
May you never be apart.