posted by Charleyy Hodson

Damn you Phan, why have you done this to us?!

If you didn’t already know about Dan and Phil by now, how the hell have you made it to this single article without encountering their existence in your peripheral vision?! As two of the most recognisable and beloved British YouTubers, Dan and Phil have a hell of a lot of explaining to do, based on the fact they’ve ruined a great deal of things I very much love. It’s time they apologised for ruining marshmallows for me.

From the word moist and up to snail funerals, it seems that Dan and Phil can’t upload, tweet or Insta a single thing without their fanbase (us included) going overboard and it no longer having the same meaning anymore – I mean, can we talk about PROTIP?! Below are 23 things that Phan showed love for that now no longer mean something else entirely to the Phandom. You’re welcome guys, this is a gallery to the messed up power of these two idiots.

 


Shrek And Thor Costumes: Ruined.

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The Wonderful Smell Of Candles: Ruined.

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Hawaiian Shirts And Lip Bites: Ruined.

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Endlessly Flushing Toilets: Ruined.

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Denim Caps And Image Collages: Ruined.

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Diet Coke: Ruined.

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The Word ‘Moist’ And Niagara Falls: Ruined.

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Shitpost Emoji Memes: Ruined.

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The Illuminati: Confirmed Ruined.

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Peanuts As A Choking Hazard: Ruined.

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Pokemon Rage: Ruined.

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Pigeon Poop: Ruined.

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Sky Scrapers And Sockless Shoes: Ruined.

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Nursery Rhymes And/Or Sheep: Ruined.

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Christmas Dinner Marshmallows: Ruined.

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Snail Funerals: Ruined.

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Frozen Birthday Cards: Ruined.

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Cat Scratches: Ruined.

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Quiffs: Ruined.

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This Jumper: Ruined.

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Kissing Statues: Ruined.

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Sharpies: Ruined.

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Pineapple Cocktails: Ruined.

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