First up, lets all get on the same page: A ‘glo up‘ is modern terminology to describe the ugly duckling syndrome, where someone suddenly gets very attractive after growing up and hitting puberty. We’ve all done it, witnessed the magic happen to someone else or simply pined for it to happen to ourselves, but either way – it’s a thing and we want it.
So, in order to represent your current ugly duckling struggles, we’ve discovered every single pain you’re going through right now and backed up with the appropriate YouTuber GIF. Tag your friends in this article so they can either feel loved or mocked by their genetic ability to get hotter. It’s an epidemic folks.
When someone’s glo up is so severe you gotta take a nap.
Trying to convince people that you’re halfway through the glo-ing process and still have some work to do.
Seeing an ex who glo’d up SO good that you wanna experience time travel.
Looking the same way 10 years later and calling bulls**t on the whole glo up trend.
Slapping back to the haters when you get fierce WAY beyond reasonable explanation.
Trying to glo up in 5 minutes when you find out bae is coming over.
Hoping that puberty hits you real hard and you glo up overnight.
When you eventually glo up and still nobody wants you.
When your friends try to convince you that you don’t need good looks ’cause you got a pure soul.
Seeing people in your DMs who called you fugly years ago.
Wishing to get hot any day now because the summer is coming and you’re still single AF.
When your pet has a stronger glo up game than you.
Dying with embarrassment when you see your Freshman year pictures…
Promising bae you’ll start glo-ing real soon to make sure they don’t leave you.
Knowing you will NEVER be as impressive-looking as Neville Longbottom.