posted by Liam Dryden

“Fight me, you ceramic b*tch”.

1. D: “I’m the living embodiment of ‘it could be worse’.”

2. P: “You should never make fun of something that a person can’t change about themselves.”

3. D: “Sand… fuck off mate”

4. P: “I’ve been embarrassing myself since about birth”

5. D: “I hope this turns quickly into horror”

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7. P: “Slip into their butts!”

8. D: “I’m about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

9. P: “Faces are not important and dogs are loyal.”

10. D: “Holy mother of rectangles.”

11: P: “It’s a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness.”

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13. D: “I am just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life”

14. P: “The world is an amazing place, look at it instead of your flaws.”

15. D: “Let’s get the hecky heck out of here”

16. P: “Don’t trust chinchillas with technology.”

17. D: “You need to be authentic, otherwise you’re not living”

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19: P: ” I feel like a flamingo”

20. D: “Come for the accent, stay for the existential crisis.”

21. P: “Don’t trust squirrels. Drink lots of water. Ask lots of questions. Keep good friends close.”

22. D: “Fight me, you ceramic bitch.”

23. P: “I wish I was cool enough to say ‘sup’, but I- I’m not”

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25. D: “Embrace the void and have the courage to exist.”

26. P: “Life’s too short to wear matching socks”

27. D: “I’m holding you back from achieving things in your life by forcing you to sit here and watch this.”

28. P: “Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born rather than a death.”

29. D: “The only ugly girls are the ones that don’t know beauty comes from within.”

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31. P: “He looks like Star Trek!”

32. D: “The cat whiskers come from within”

33. P: “If I had a house, I’d make all of the windows glass.”

34. D: “If there’s no candles, it’s not a shrine”

35. P: “Google is obviously right all of the time and is our overlord.”

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