posted by Liam Dryden

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, even though they’re F**KING WRONG”

1. “Nothing is easier if you’re an idiot”

2. “Treat people who believe in karma badly. They obviously had it coming”

3. “I want a torch and a pitchfork, not a passive aggressive comment”

4. “That’s what I’m talking about, and I wasn’t even talking”

5. “If life gives you lemons, complain”

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7. “Life is too short to focus on things that you don’t like.”

8. “Every second you’re closer to oblivion. No quote in the world is gonna change that”

9. “Don’t ever let anyone tell you you’re not beautiful; ’cause that’s my job! You’re ugly!”

10. “My nipples are like diamonds right now. I say that a lot but i could cut them off and sell them on ebay”

11. “Do not walk into a girl taking a sh*t; scary things will happen”

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13. “Be nice to people; maybe one day they’ll be rich”

14. “Random acts of kindness is the worst thing, like f**k off honestly”

15. “Everyday is a new fresh start. To go straight back to bed.”

16. “If you ain’t flap before, you ain’t flap before.”

17. “When people say cringe, I cringe”

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19. “Yellow is evil, so don’t drink your piss.”

20. “I’m so lucky to be in a position to help people, and that’s appealing to me.”

21. “Everyone is entitled to their own opinions, even though they’re F*CKING WRONG”

22. “It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!”

23. “I’ll freakin’ kill you if you die!”

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