posted by Benedict Townsend

Watch this giant machine crush a variety of objects for no particular reason

Ah man, some days it seems like nothing can go right. Your school or work is stressful as hell, you’re not feeling your outfit and – for goodness sake – you’ve just missed your bus. Now you’re home and you just need something to take the edge off, but you promised yourself you wouldn’t drink that $1 million bottle of champagne until your next boat trip with Drake. Well have no fear, cavalier, cos I have just the cure for your blues: a giant hydraulic press crushing random items for no reason whatsoever. Some of them explode when they’re crushed: it’s awesome. Just look at this hockey puck being sent to Hockey Hell:

 

 

Ahhh how satisfying. Why not watch it again and pretend while you’re watching the puck is all the stress inside you, being gently crushed and exploded.

 

But If You Thought That Was Satisfying – Here Is A Machine Crushing A Red-Hot Padlock 

This one somehow makes even less sense than the hockey puck video.

 

But I know what you’re thinking: ‘yeah, that was great, but that padlock was too big!’ In which case you needn’t worry, I’ve got you covered:

 

But If You Thought That Was Satisfying – Here Is A Machine Crushing A Slightly Smaller Red-Hot Padlock

 

And One More For Luck

It’s a delightful waste of money! Hooray!