posted by Benedict Townsend

Time For A Weekly Dose Of Weird

Hello everyone, welcome, welcome – come on in and grab yourself a drink. It was wonderful of you to come to this – the grand opening of a brand new weekly segment here on Unicorns: ‘Weird Wednesdays.’ In this weekly series (which will be weekly and also happen every week) we will bring your the very worst best videos from the strangest, most confusing parts of YouTube … at least until we forget to do it one week.

Let’s dive right in:

 

1. Skyrim gets FABULOUS

Did someone say DAAAANCE PARTY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1y-CCqeRiQ

 

2. Just Watch The Whole Of This

Lol what a loveable doofus. Just…just watch the full thing. It’s worth it, trust me.

 

3. This Fish Is Rapping To You In Some Kind Of European Language

Because why would a fish know how to speak English?

Now, sing alone everyone!

 

The video’s description includes the English translation of the lyrics which you can read below if you want, or not, who cares the list is over dude, do what you want I’m heading home.

Wanna have fresh swag and flow? So
Put on underwater show, and

Wanna earn some *itchin’ respect?
Watch me I am THE main suspect

I got swag so I wear gold and
Losers got no choice so blow them

Wanna have swag like great Tresko?
be the smart ass on the dancefloor.

The Great Tresko
O o o on the dancefloor
The Great Tresko
on the dancefloor

Ref:

I dig Tresko I dig I dig Tresko (I dig Tresko!)
I can’t stop, I can’t, I can’t I can’t stop (I can’t, I can’t!)

I dig Tresko I dig I dig Tresko (The Great Tresko!)
There is no way to stop (Bobby-soxers’ booties slappin’)

Golden rod and golden fish hook
sexy B-soxers coming with U

Sharks that bark they just don’t matter
Let’s shake on it with our paddles

Wanna have swag? Just be greedy
Dig Tresko like uncle Stevie

Wanna have swag? Shake it, make it!
forget bout’ that Hot dog, smack it!

Pizza hawaii? Don’t you take it!
Hairy Kebap? You can’t fake it!
Fries plus Cola? Just don’t take it!
Rotten burger? let’s go dump it!
Crispy chips with Bacon? Ditch it!
S-s-s-shake it, make it!
Hot dog , kebap, scrap it, scrap it!
Burger, pizza, do-don’t take it!

Ref:

I dig Tresko I dig I dig Tresko (I dig Tresko!)
I can’t stop, I can’t, I can’t I can’t stop (I can’t, I can’t!)

I dig Tresko I dig I dig Tresko (The Great Tresko!)
There is no way to stop (Bobby-soxers’ booties slappin’)

(a boys’ voice): “What was THAT?”

You still here buddy? Well in that case maybe you’ll want to check out 8 Videos That Prove You’re In The Weird Part Of YouTube