posted by Benedict Townsend

This YouTuber merch is 100% real and 100% mad.

YouTubers have all kinds of delightful merchandise on offer, it’s a delightful to way to both obtain physical objects while simultaneously parting with the currency of your sovereign nation. Not all merch is created equal, however – and while some merchandise may be charming and logical, some merch is awesome because it don’t make one lick o’ sense. Feast your eyes:

 

1. This Hannah Hart Carrot Onesie

Looks pretty delicious to us. Pick one up here.

 

 

 

2. This … Sigh … This Crazed Butt-Stabber Shirt

If, for some insane reason reason, you should wish to buy this. You can get it here.

 

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3. This Emotional Shirt

This (obviously) unofficial shirt will have you cri’ing evrytiem.

 

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4. These Magical 2D Glasses

The concept might sound silly, but these are actually a work of genius. They turn 3D films back into 2D, perfect for people who have been dragged to a 3D but don’t enjoy the effects of 3D. Get a pair right here.

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5. Whatever The Heckin Dang This Is

Why does this exist? For Sugg’s sake. It’s unofficial so there’s a chance Joe might not appreciate you copping one but if you’re all about that face, it’s on sale here.

 

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6. Smosh Bobbleheads

Okay, we admit that we think these are actually pretty cool. Pick up these lil guys right here.

 

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7. Please Never Buy Or Wear This

PSA: We’ve all had a good laugh, but this is not a joke. Please do not ever buy or wear this tank top. We beg of you, Sandra.

 

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