13 Ridiculous Items Of YouTuber Merchandise You'll Hate Yourself For Wanting

28 July 2017, 15:40

Christine Sydelko

By Hollie-Anne Brooks

Etsy, please take all our money.

There's nothing like wasting all your hard earned money on a bunch of YouTuber merchandise to add to your ever-growing collection. To aid your bankruptcy, we're bringing you even more. Because what is life without a Dodie-branded denim jacket?

Here you'll find 13 items of YouTuber merchandise that we've scoured the Internet for.

You can thank us later. Prepare to be seriously broke.

 


Dan and Phil coasters. Because you're a grown up now, Alan.

Coasters are one of those things no-one ever really seems to buy but people always have them. Buck the trend and make a very sensible and grown up purchase of thise Dan and Phil coasters from Etsy.

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This Trisha Paytas vest top that costs nearly Ł100.

It's disgustingly extra, just like Trisha herself.

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Zoella hand-painted nails. Because why not.

The talent and effort that's gone into painting these Zoella nails is insane, so much so that we doubt we'd actually be able to wear them for risk of ruining them.

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How about a Jake Paul clock?

You can use it every day, bro. (Sorry)

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The Dodie Clark denim jacket which is the purest thing in the entire world.

Take our money. And our soul.

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This PewDiePie replica office space which we don't know why is even a thing.

Seriously skills, though.

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Make it Christmas all year round with this Cameron Dallas bauble.

We'd love him up in our stocking.

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How about this Gabriella Lindley portrait?

It would look stunning on your bedroom wall.

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Your accessories collection needs a Phillion necklace. Fact.

It will genuinely go with everything.

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Etsy user ScrambledPegs have made these John and Hank Green peg dolls.

What a time to be alive!

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A Rebecca Black t-shirt is a must for everyone. Especially you.

Take our money!

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Who doesn't need this Christine Sydelko plush?

Seriously, it's what been missing in your sad little life.

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Finally, you'll be praying for snow so you can wrap up in this Markiplier themed scarf.

Now can someone just explain why it's modelled by a skeleton? Thanks.

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Speaking of awesome stuff to buy, make sure you pick up a copy of our book.

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