posted by Liam Dryden

Danisnotonfire? More like DAN IS BURNED BEYOND RECOGNITION.

One of the best things about Danisnotonfire fans is how much they love to drag their fave: usually in the most affectionate way possible, but hey: There are only so many nice ways to say “trash meme lord”. But thanks to Dan himself, they’re gonna have to step up their roasting game – because he just posted the sickest ‘Roast Yourself Challenge’ of them all.

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With such choice lines as “You’re what would happen if Winnie the Pooh f*cked Slenderman”, and “you’re another white guy who gets shipped with his friend ’cause people think it’s kawaii”, there’s a frightening level of self-awareness that not even hardcore Phans would touch on half the time. Also, it’s all in Comic Sans. Because of course.

Watch the devastating self-drag of Danisnotonfire below.