Vlogger Who Put An Eel In Her Vagina Has Been Arrested

25 July 2017, 10:17

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By Josh Lee

She wasn't able to slip away from the authorities.

A vlogger who nearly died after inserting an eel into her vagina has been arrested because, surprise surprise, putting animals up inside your business is super illegal.

Although she allegedly went to the trouble of popping a condom on it first, her slippery friend began to BURROW INTO HER BODY and left Qi Qi needing lifesaving surgery. Rumours began to spread that Qi Qi had died during surgery, but she shared a photo of her surgery scars to social media to prove that she did indeed make it.

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The escapade was broadcast through the illegal Chinese live streaming platform "Tiger".


While the Asian swamp eel is not poisonous, it's not the sort of thing you'd want to put in your vagina, for a number of reasons:

  1. It's an eel
  2. It's an eel
  3. It's an eel

 

According to reports, Qi Qi was arrested alongside 21 other people as part of a planned operation in East China where the live streaming platform is based. Internet porn has been illegal in China since 2002, with possession of pornography punishable by up to three years in prison. Those caught distributing porn can face life behind bars - although it's not known whether Qi Qi was arrested for distribution or not.


So, scientifically speaking, would an eel enjoy being in a vagina?

As the name suggests, Asian swamp eels enjoy swampy environments - stagnant waters, ditches, ponds, that sort of thing. While vaginas aren't particularly swampy places, the Asian swamp eel has been known to thrive in all sorts of environments. So you never know. However, this particular species is best suited to colder environments, meaning the vagina - usually at a toasty 100.4 Fahrenheit, would be too warm for an eel to survive.

Basically, don't put eels in your vagina. Okay? Thanks.

 

 

 

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