posted by Liam Dryden

His first and only action as mayor of Hell, Michigan was to ban straight people.

You probably won’t hear a funnier political story in 2017 than the epic tale of Elijah Daniel, and his whole 2 hours in office. So strap in, because we have a lot of ground to cover.

Yesterday, Elijah Daniel officially became the mayor of Hell.

The town of Hell, Michigan has a robust tourism industry; especially since a part of their gimmick includes the chance for you to become Mayor of Hell for a day at the low cost of $100. As you can imagine, this is an opportunity that the YouTuber and living sh*tpost Elijah leapt at. He was “officially” sworn in yesterday, right in front of the gates of Hell.

 

Of course Christine was there too.

 

Literally about two hours later, Elijah was impeached.

The time difference between Elijah’s announcement Tweet and his concession Tweet is the most comedic thing about the whole Daniel administration. He didn’t even make it a day in Hell until his first impeachable offense.

Which was what, you ask? Great question. Prepare yourself.

Elijah was impeached for banning straight people from Hell.

Literally 23 minutes after being sworn in, Elijah did the most Elijah thing to ever be Elijah’d; and drafted up an executive order banning heterosexual people from entering the town, “until we can assess the situation further and build a strategy to resolve our problem”.

 

It doesn’t appear to be the last we’ll see of Elijah’s political career though; as he has declared that his impeachment will not affect his run for President. We bet Trump is shooketh.

 

 

Check out the Twitter moment below for more Tweets and reactions about the political scandal of the century.


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