Elijah Daniel Became A Mayor, Banned Straight People And Got Impeached Within 2 Hours
31 August 2017, 11:48
His first and only action as mayor of Hell, Michigan was to ban straight people.
You probably won't hear a funnier political story in 2017 than the epic tale of Elijah Daniel, and his whole 2 hours in office. So strap in, because we have a lot of ground to cover.
Yesterday, Elijah Daniel officially became the mayor of Hell.
The town of Hell, Michigan has a robust tourism industry; especially since a part of their gimmick includes the chance for you to become Mayor of Hell for a day at the low cost of $100. As you can imagine, this is an opportunity that the YouTuber and living sh*tpost Elijah leapt at. He was "officially" sworn in yesterday, right in front of the gates of Hell.
As of today, August 30th, 2017 I am the legal mayor of Hell, Michigan. This is real. I am the mayor of Hell. pic.twitter.com/J7fuaLnFKV— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
Of course Christine was there too.
I'm literally the First Lady of Hell pic.twitter.com/XU8Vb8HtiH— Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) August 30, 2017
Literally about two hours later, Elijah was impeached.
The time difference between Elijah's announcement Tweet and his concession Tweet is the most comedic thing about the whole Daniel administration. He didn't even make it a day in Hell until his first impeachable offense.
Which was what, you ask? Great question. Prepare yourself.
Elijah was impeached for banning straight people from Hell.
Literally 23 minutes after being sworn in, Elijah did the most Elijah thing to ever be Elijah'd; and drafted up an executive order banning heterosexual people from entering the town, "until we can assess the situation further and build a strategy to resolve our problem".
As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. pic.twitter.com/uDuGWFATmS— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
it seems i am being labeled a heterophobe by the MAINSTREAM MEDIA & i would just like to confirm that yes i am terrified of straight people— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
It doesn't appear to be the last we'll see of Elijah's political career though; as he has declared that his impeachment will not affect his run for President. We bet Trump is shooketh.
Being impeached was fun @realDonaldTrump, you should try it.— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) August 30, 2017
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