Idiot YouTuber Cements Head Inside Microwave Like An Idiot
8 December 2017, 10:24
You know, like an idiot would
YouTuber Jimmy Swingler, who is one half of YouTube 'prank' channel TGFbro, found himself in a sticky situation this week when he decided to cement his head inside a microwave.
I can already hear your brain cells dying as you process that insane sentence.
We're seriously unimpressed 😡.— West Midlands Fire (@WestMidsFire) December 7, 2017
Five of our firefighters were tied up for an hour this afternoon, freeing a YouTube pranker whose head had been 'cemented' inside a microwave oven. Read more: https://t.co/6bZReGuKQX (Photos © West Midlands Fire Service) pic.twitter.com/2ch2UhszeH
Why did he do it?
It looks like Jimmy and his friends were... sigh... they were trying to create a mould of his head. And they decided to do this using cement, which demonstrates a fundamental misunderstanding of the general concept of cement. Also they put the cement in a microwave because at this point, why not.
How did he not die?
The geniuses had thought far enough ahead to provide Jimmy with a breathing tube, so although his head was literally sealed inside a block of cement which was itself sealed inside a microwave, he was still able to survive.
Needless to say, West Midlands Fire Service, who somehow managed to successfully rescue this dumbass man, were not pleased.
I would tell you not to imitate this act yourself at home, but I feel like doing so would be an insult to your intelligence.