posted by Charleyy Hodson

Take notes people.

In a world in which women have a lot to be scared about, things only got worse recently when it came to light that Donald Trump thought he was allowed to go around freely grabbing people by the p*ssy. But don’t worry, if you want to learn some top tips on how to defend your p*ssy, one YouTuber is here with the best mechanisms in the world… and it’s obviously thanks to the brain of Jenna Marbles.

In a short but ridiculously funny tutorial starring her boyfriend Julien as a notorious p*ssy grabber, Jenna gives us 24 ways women can defend themselves from oncoming attacks to the genital area. From “wok blocks” to “bite blocks”, we’re certain there is at least one way in this video for you folks watching at home to test out on any future p*ssy grabbing you may encounter in your day to day life.

ADDITIONAL CHALLENGE: Try to watch this video without laughing. We’re literally daring you.

We’re still torn at this moment in time on which style of defence is our favourite way to block people (*cough* Trump *cough*) from grabbing our genitals, but we’re certain to take Jenna’s expert tips on board and remember them next time we get into a spot of bother. We would advise our readers to do the same thing.

Also, just be thankful that Jenna made THIS video instead of a “galaxy tit tutorial”. Wait, scratch that. We wanna see that anyway. Oh well, at least we can defend our p*ssies now.

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