BREAKING NEWS: Markiplier Has Normal Coloured Hair Again
5 January 2017, 11:10
People still can't cope.
Just when we all thought we had escaped the garbage fire year that was 2016, it looks like the bad news just keeps on coming because Markiplier has officially returned his hair "back to its normal colour". After 16 months of beautifully coloured and vibrant hair, Markiplier has gone back to black after pointing out that having red hair "is a f*cking nightmare to maintain".
In his celebratory 16 million subscribers video below (which, btw, congrats Mark), he describes the irritating process he has had to go through since September 2015 to try and keep his hair on fleek; "You would not believe the sh*t you have to do to keep your hair a bright vibrant f*cking red". Oh, and to make Mark look even more like a tool, he admits that during the entire time he had red hair, he ONLY used white towels and never thought about buying different ones. Oh Mark...
If you continue on to watch the rest of the video, Mark then reveals that if he fails a mental age test by scoring less than 16-years-old then he will allow Tyler and Ethan "to subject [him] with whatever punishment they deem worthy" and he will "accept it no matter what it is". Just a quick search through the video comments and reaction on Twitter proves that most of Mark's fans want the punishment to be to have his hair dyed red again... but will it actually happen?! Only time will tell.
And now, almost five days after Mark's new, normal hair colour has been unleashed onto the general public, his fandom are still freaking TF out. Here are some lost souls on Twitter in case you needed proof seeing that the struggle is real:
Artists on Markiplier's hair change: UGH, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PICTURES I HAD TO GRAB TO GET THE EXACT COLOUR OF YOUR SHADE OF HAIR??— Danigerous Skyes (@ReydiantSkyes) January 4, 2017
@markiplier now with your natural hair does this mean you'll do another pole dance video— c e e j (@0hey_its_cj0) January 5, 2017
Why? WHY? WHY!!!!?!!?? WHY OH GOD F*CKING WHY!!??!!??!? IS YOUR HAIR!!??!!? NOT RREEEDDD!!?!!???!?— Steven | gameo7 (@gameo7_) January 5, 2017
What do YOU think about Markiplier's new normal hair? Let us know in the comments below because we're still weeping. We love a good red head.