posted by Charleyy Hodson

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

This is not a drill people! Alfie Deyes has been teasing for what feels like an entire century, but the brand new Pointless Blog merchandise has finally been revealed and it want it all so badly. So without furtherado, let’s take a look at all the beautiful new pieces of YouTube merch you’ll soon be bankrupting yourself over.

At literally 5pm on Friday the 18th of March, Alfie and his team unveiled seven brand new pieces of Pointless Blog perch ranging from £6.99 to £20. They are as follows: a hoodie, a jumper, a t-shirt, a signed Pointless Blog poster, a notepad, a Pointless Blog pendant necklace and a Pointless Blog pin badge.

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Before the merch launched, all we had to live with was a website which said “enter store using password” which meant we assumed that there was some crazy, top secret planning going on about all of Alfie’s new merch, but we could never have expected what we got in the end. In fact, there’s a 99.9999% chance we’re going to buy every single piece as soon as we hit publish on this article.

You can now officially head over the the brand new Pointless Blog merch site and place your orders for Alfie’s new gear, but move quickly as we predict this will ALL sell out incredibly fast! Make sure to tweet and snap your new possessions when they finally arrive. You can see each of the items below in addition to how much they will cost you:

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