Vagina makeup. Say it: “Vagina makeup”. Va-gi-na makeup. What the actual heckin’ heck is the world coming to? And why are YouTubers endorsing this utterly weird craze? Can’t they go back to shoving bucketfuls of cinnamon in their mouths or uploading their sixteenth Primark haul of the season?
Before you start to freak out that someone has made foundation and contour for, er, ‘down there’, let us explain. Because things like Tumblr and Instagram and general silliness exist, makeup companies thought it would be a great idea to produce beautiful highlighters with vaginas imprinted on them.
Please, please, tell us… Why do we need this?
Anyway, as you can imagine, YouTubers have taken to this like a duck to water (yes, we did accidentally type ‘fuck’ instead of ‘duck’ there).
If you’re unsure as to whether you want some vagina makeup in your life, why not watch some of the below videos for a little taste of what to expect?
HeyAmyJane – Testing Vagina Makeup
We love Amy around here and, if you haven’t checked her channel out, now is the time. According to Amy, the vagina makeup she’s testing are “works of art”… Very, very modern art.
Boobs And Penis Highlighters Tested – Laura Lee
If vaginas aren’t your thing, perhaps you’ll be more interested in the highlighters which have boobs and penises stamped into them?
Chicks With Dicks Highlighter Review – Trisha Paytas
In the name of equality, although the term is pretty offensive tbh, a company have created a trans influenced highlighter which the iconic Trisha Paytas tests out and obviously loves.
Vagina Highlighters feat. Manny MUA – Jeffree Star
You know something is the real deal when Jeffree Star and Manny MUA get together to film a video about it. If you needed any more reason to scratch your vagina makeup related itch, consider this your final push.
No doubt we’ll be adding this to our ‘beauty shit that happened in 2017 that needs to be stopped’ article at the end of the year. Bet you cannot wait.