Star signs? Superstitious guff. Myers-Briggs? Mumbo-jumbo. Hogwarts House? REAL LIFE SCIENCE GOD DAMN IT!
Ever since J.K. Rowling blessed us with the legendary Harry Potter series, the world has been obsessed with discovering which Hogwarts House they would be sorted into. In the wizarding world, your House says a lot about you. The bravest of the brave wind up in Gryffindor, while every dark wizard that’s ever existed came from Slytherin House. Ravenclaws are the brainiacs of the bunch, while Hufflepuffs are the sweetest wizards and witches you could ever hope to bump into on Diagon Alley.
So which Houses would our favourite YouTubers get sorted into?
Given that our Hogwarts acceptance letters were lost by an errant owl many years ago, we’ve had to come up with another way to find out which YouTubers would end up in which Houses at Hogwarts. So we’re inviting all of you to play the role of Sorting Hat – simply give your vote to each YouTuber below and help us find out once and for all which YouTuber belongs in which House.
Wands at the ready? Let’s go.