Going to University will likely be the best time of your life and, no matter how much you drink, you’ll have some of he most memorable nights ever. Whether you’re heading back for another year or just starting, you’ll be eager to don the fancy dress gear and get down to the local Student Union and/or sticky nightclub.
With the help of the one and only JackSepticEye, we’ve summed up your entire night out experience. Because they might be predictable but they’re always fun.
Someone will kick off pre-drinking at 5pm
You’ll compile your night out outfit in a semi-drunken state but think you look hot anyway
You’ll hit the bar and order the cheapest most multi-coloured drink possible
And then another. And another.
You’ll use all your best lines but be shocked when you keep getting knocked back
So you hit the dance floor with your equally as drunk friends
Eventually, someone whips out their selfie stick
You take the promo girl up on those £2 jelly vodka shots but immediately regret it
The alcohol will take over and you’ll start getting super emotional
Which means it’s time for you to leave