Socks? Boring! Chocolate? It’ll only make you feel sick. A hoverboard? You’ll fall off it and break your leg. What you really want is some lovely Joe Sugg merch. But where can you find it? Well, we’ve made this handy list of all the wonderful and weird Joe Sugg stuff you’re going to want to get your hands on.
And why not WhatsApp Santa with the link to this post? Just so he knows exactly what to get.
If you’re Joe’s other half
Then this beauty is from Etsy.
If you love Joe AND loom bands.
Get it here, Santa!
Or maybe you just want Joe’s face on your chest?
This guy is clearly a huge Joe Sugg fan.
Joe Sugg in punny/aggressive phone case form
Order it here, Elves!
Joe Sugg in gross phone case form
This one is also from Redbubble
Or maybe a phone case with a bunch of Joe’s faces on does it for you.
Want to go to bed with Joe every night?
This is the only way.
Maybe an old skool 90s beaded bracelet is your style?
Etsy has ’em.
Finally, make sure your other half dumps you this Christmas.
Santa can get it from Threadpedia.
Will Santa be bringing you guys any of these in his sack? Let us know in the comments below.