posted by Hollie-Anne Brooks

BUY ALL OF THE THINGS!

Socks? Boring! Chocolate? It’ll only make you feel sick. A hoverboard? You’ll fall off it and break your leg. What you really want is some lovely Joe Sugg merch. But where can you find it? Well, we’ve made this handy list of all the wonderful and weird Joe Sugg stuff you’re going to want to get your hands on.

And why not WhatsApp Santa with the link to this post? Just so he knows exactly what to get.

If you’re Joe’s other half

Then this beauty is from Etsy.

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

If you love Joe AND loom bands.

Get it here, Santa!

Joe Sugg t-shirt

 

Or maybe you just want Joe’s face on your chest?

This guy is clearly a huge Joe Sugg fan.

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

Joe Sugg in punny/aggressive phone case form

Order it here, Elves!

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

Joe Sugg in gross phone case form

This one is also from Redbubble

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

Or maybe a phone case with a bunch of Joe’s faces on does it for you.

Dear Santa

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

Want to go to bed with Joe every night?

This is the only way.

Joe Sugg merchandise

 

Maybe an old skool 90s beaded bracelet is your style?

Etsy has ’em.

joe sugg merchandise

 

Finally, make sure your other half dumps you this Christmas.

Santa can get it from Threadpedia.

Joe sugg merchandise

 

Will Santa be bringing you guys any of these in his sack? Let us know in the comments below.