posted by Hollie-Anne Brooks


Socks? Boring! Chocolate? It’ll only make you feel sick. A hoverboard? You’ll fall off it and break your leg. What you really want is some lovely Joe Sugg merch. But where can you find it? Well, we’ve made this handy list of all the wonderful and weird Joe Sugg stuff you’re going to want to get your hands on.

And why not WhatsApp Santa with the link to this post? Just so he knows exactly what to get.

If you’re Joe’s other half

Then this beauty is from Etsy.

Joe Sugg merchandise


If you love Joe AND loom bands.

Get it here, Santa!

Joe Sugg t-shirt


Or maybe you just want Joe’s face on your chest?

This guy is clearly a huge Joe Sugg fan.

Joe Sugg merchandise


Joe Sugg in punny/aggressive phone case form

Order it here, Elves!

Joe Sugg merchandise


Joe Sugg in gross phone case form

This one is also from Redbubble

Joe Sugg merchandise


Or maybe a phone case with a bunch of Joe’s faces on does it for you.

Dear Santa

Joe Sugg merchandise


Want to go to bed with Joe every night?

This is the only way.

Joe Sugg merchandise


Maybe an old skool 90s beaded bracelet is your style?

Etsy has ’em.

joe sugg merchandise


Finally, make sure your other half dumps you this Christmas.

Santa can get it from Threadpedia.

Joe sugg merchandise


Will Santa be bringing you guys any of these in his sack? Let us know in the comments below.