We’ve been doing some intensive work into the one they call Markiplier and we’ve come to one very concrete conclusion… this man is a freaking dork. In the way he loves video games, his fans and his damn dog, we’re 100% certain that Markiplier is the biggest sweetheart on the planet and we have the research to back it up. So if you’re ready to get scientific, lets do it.
With the thanks of GabbitronIsAPaperClip on Tumblr, the following 10 GIFs (we think) accurately sum up the life of Markiplier and why we feel he’s the biggest man-child on the planet. If you have anymore evidence to back up this claim, or simply disagree, please let us know in the comments below and lets crack this case wide open!
Yup, this fully grown man is a fully grown dork with a fully grown silly wiggle. Here’s proof:
Or is he more of a potato? We’re torn on this one, as he could literally be either based on this GIF.
“Heck” being the only word to describe this adult sized pupper. Also, +10 points for the shook meme.
We’re lost for words on how to describe Markiplier’s Neo impression… apart from to say that it is god awful. At least he tried tho.
Now, is Markiplier really a dork in this GIF or did we just want to share a GIF of him pole dancing? Who knows. Who cares.
Check out that dance, that shirt and how freaking steady he’s able to keep that microphone!
We can’t. We won’t. We refuse to comment.
The longer you stare at this GIF, the greater it becomes… HE GROWS VAMPIRE TEETH.
Even more Markiplier dancing. This time featuring fog and fairy lights… You’re welcome.
And finally, we wanna meet anyone that calls this man a “girly”.