Oh Markiplier. Not only do you make us thirsty, happy and totally content with sitting inside all day watching YouTube videos when it’s freaking summer, but you also give us too many problems to deal with on a daily basis. From the days you forget to wear flannel to the amount of times you sing and welcome angels into our ears, all of us Markiplier fans have a bone to pick with you because we simply can’t take it anymore.
We’ve rounded up 10 of our most immediate problems with the one they call Markiplier in the hopes that he can address them as soon as possible. Please, share this article with your friends, your family, your boss and that crazy old lady who lives down the street – make sure Mark sees this list and solves some of our deepest woes! We need medical help, honestly…
That moment when you watch him talk about things he loves and he does that ‘hand thing’.
Finding gif’s of Markiplier undressing and suddenly cancelling all your plans for the day.
Hearing him sing and immediately forgetting all your problems, clearing your acne and getting out of your overdraft.
Seeing that goddamn forehead vein. You know exactly which one I mean.
Wanting unlimited access to his thumbnail folder of unfathomably hot Markiplier PNG’s.
When he blessed us all with this single Instagram video and suddenly everything in the world was okay.
Trying to face swap with him but never reaching that same level of ethereal beauty.
Going back through his old videos and seeing him glo up before your very eyes.
Having arguments with your friends over which colour era was the best for Markiplier’s hair – which, tbh, is one of the world’s biggest problems.
Seeing him flex and staring at your screen like
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