posted by Charleyy Hodson

God bless this post.

Look, some people on this planet just need some appreciation – and Markiplier is one of those people. We’ve made quizzes about his life, favourite movies and quotes, but the one thing we haven’t done is take a fresh second to stare needlessly over some beautiful pictures of the man himself. Prepare to get thirsty, because topless Markiplier is coming.

The next 16 images/videos/gifs are dedicated to you – the true Markiplier fan. The one who loves to watch him play games, smush dogs and pretend like he isn’t the most attractive person on the planet. Join our thirsty club and witness the spectacle we’ve created for you. You’re more than welcome folks, we’re just doing our job after all!

 


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(This is single-handedly the greatest photoset I have ever seen in my life. Such poses. Much thirsty. Very pajama.)

 

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(Hi there, I’d like to order this gif on repeat please. Yes, everyday. Wonderful. Where do I pay?)

 

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(For every ray of life you can see bouncing off Mark’s body, multiple it by 10 million and you have the approximate level of my thirsty self right now.)

 

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(We nearly used the gif from this scene of Mark stroking a sword, but there’s already too much thirst in this post and we didn’t want to overload your beautiful bodies.)

 

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(This is the Unicorns office right now as we write this post.)

 

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(Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. Suit. SMORT.)

 

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(There is no doubt in my mind – this is easily the greatest image in the world. Just look at this freaking treasure. HOW IS HE REAL?!)

 

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And if you weren’t finished being parched and gasping for air, then here’s a video of Mark twerking for 10 minutes. You’re welcome and goodbye.