SPOILER ALERT: Colleen Evans Is Actually Miranda Sings
17 May 2016, 13:51
We're having a really hard time believing this...
So, we've been on the Internet for a long time. We remember when Charlie McDonnell was a brand new sensation and everyone was going nuts over the Evolution of Dance. But there's one YouTube rumour that we've never been able to get to the bottom off, but now we have some solid evidence we want to show you. If you're ready to have your mind blown, then prepare yourself to realise the truth... that Miranda Sings is actually Colleen Evans!
Don't worry if you don't understand it just yet. It took us years of government funded research and soul-searching to come to this conclusion and honestly, sometimes the tricksy twosome still manage to trip us up. We're going to present you with some pretty solid facts that undeniably prove that Miranda Sings and Colleen Evans are the same person - so please, pick up your jaws and strap yourself in.
First of all, there's this video. Here, we see Miranda and Colleen singing a song together which CLEARLY means they're different people, right? Either way, this editing is seamless if they're not.
In this piece of evidence, we can see Colleen talking about how "very close" she is to Miranda... but then she straight up goes and dresses up like her with scary accuracy. We see through this disguise. This isn't just a Miranda COSTUME but actually SINGS IRL.
Let's look at the two of them side by side, thanks to this wonderful contribution from Pinterest. These two humans may look very different thanks to their fashion tastes, but look closer... SAME LENGTH BROWN HAIR. This is not a coincidence people.
Okay, next piece of evidence. These two very different people have fooled a PLANET into thinking they're not the same, but unfortunately this has not been achieved through witchcraft or Photoshop. The fact of the matter is that we've all been duped by makeup and strategic costume changes.
And here is one of the strongest and most definitive pieces of evidence there is... have you ever been to a Miranda Sings live show? Well, have you noticed how both Miranda and Colleen are never on stage at the same time? Well, take a look at this secret footage filmed from one of Miranda's private stage show where only like, one or two attended... (cut to 7:32)
IT'S THE SAME PERSON.
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We've rumbled you Miranda Sings.