Pewdiepie Is Weirdly Attractive And The Internet Can't Even

25 November 2015, 15:07

We the Unicorns

By Charleyy Hodson

Follow us down the rabbit hole as we try to determine exactly why we find Pewdiepie so delicious.

In 2015, people aren't idolising the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney anymore. It's all about YouTube stars: how we ship them, how we stalk them, and how we find them strangely attractive. And there's no other YouTuber that confuses our desires quite like Mr Games himself, Pewdiepie.

We did some research into what you guys on the Twittersphere find so desirable about Pewds in order to come to a rational conclusion about our attractions. Let's go!

 

HE'S FABULOUS.

 






HE HAS A CUTIE FACE.

 

HE'S CONFUSINGLY GOOD-LOOKING

 

HE'S DADDY (WTH?)

 

HIS FACE GOT LONGER

   

MIRANDA ENDORSES HIS BEAUTY    

 

HE HAS A HATER STOPPING SMILE

       

HE HAS A PROFOUND EFFECT ON OVARIES  

 

HIS BEARD IS DOING IMPRESSIVE THINGS

... Should we even go on?! Tell us your thoughts!!