posted by Hollie-Anne Brooks

FACT: Some people hate trick or treat and pumpkin carving.

Believe it or not, there are some people out there who hate Halloween and all its ghoulish pleasures. Shockingly, there are folk who won’t answer the door to trick or treaters and would never dream of spending three hours painting an open wound on their arm.

So if you’re one of those people, we thought we’d make a little something for you and give you some light relief from all the spOOky goings on on the Internet right now…


When your friends insist you come to a Halloween party 

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Then spend all night Whatsapping you drunk pictures

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Trick or treaters? Screw that. All the candy is for YOU!

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And despite having the lights off and the curtains closed, the kids still ring your doorbell ALL NIGHT

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Outfits have to be “sexy” these days. And you certainly ain’t got time for that.

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What’s with all the decorations, too? It’s not exactly Christmas.

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You hate the taste/smell of pumpkins and have no desire to carve oneTroye Sivan gif


Rotten eggs and flour all over your clothes/car/house? No thanks.

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You’re rubbish at guessing people’s costumes and just end up insulting them…

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And, truth be told, Halloween scares the sh*t out of you!

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Haters, you keep on hatin’!