posted by Charleyy Hodson

You can’t deny our logic.

Everyone has a traditional Christmas Day routine. And we’re pretty sure we know how they all go down…

Wake up SUPER early.

wake up


Drink copious amounts of coffee.



Begin the excessive consumption of alcohol.

alchol 1


Open up the Christmas nibbles.



Play with the Christmas tree until everyone else wakes up.

christmas tree


Wait (im)patiently for everyone else to begin the presents.

wait impatiently


Drink more alcohol while you wait.

alchol 2


Open your presents so feverishly that you terrify everyone within a 2 meter radius of your position.

opening presents


Eat more food.


Give your Christmas guests a catwalk of all your new looks.

try on clothes


Dance to Christmas music until you pull a muscle.



Refuel your body with more alcohol.

alchol 3


Fill up that empty stomach with a third course of food.

more food 2


Settle down to watch a classic Christmas movie.

christmas movie


Speak to your entire extended family on the phone.

family phone


Start to smell the Christmas dinner being cooked.

smell dinner


Take a few more Xmas shots to get extra festive.

alcohol 4


Eat Christmas dinner until you’re physically appalled at yourself.

dinner til sick


Fall asleep in record time on the sofa.

sofa sleep


Wake yourself the hell back up with some hard liquor.

alcohol 5


Go for a walk around the block in the miserable cold weather.



Sleep until New Year, only waking to eat Christmas leftovers.

sleep until new year