posted by Hollie-Anne Brooks

It’s time. You’ve walked your exams, you’ve been cool for the summer and you’ve even done your huge Ikea haul. Freshers Week is upon you. Think fancy dress, too much fried chicken, a tearful call home and the reluctance to go to lectures. It’s going to be great.

Here’s how Zoella thinks your Freshers Week will pan out…

When your parents have left and you’re finally free

And you instantly become BFFs with your roommates 

Pre-drinking will become a necessary part of life

And every night you’ll whack on ALL THE LIPSTICK and know you look hot AF

You will inevitably end up in some form of fancy dress like this

Or this…

And 100% this… 

You’ll take part in all those crazy on-stage challenges just for a free shot

And cringe so hard when you see the photos of it all over Facebook

Later on in the week, you’ll migrate from the SU and seek out the nightlife in your new city

And show the locals all your best dance moves


You’ll kiss a lot of strangers

And get lost around 40,923 times

You’ll exist entirely on takeout food

And not feel the slightest bit guilty

Eventually, you’ll miss your parents and start to feel all the homesick feels

But you’ll soon forget about it when you realise you’re having the best week of your ever and making friends for life