36 Markiplier Quotes For When You Need The Perfect Instagram Caption

3 May 2016, 17:45 | Updated: 17 July 2017, 12:15

We the Unicorns

By Liam Dryden

“You do you, I’ll do me, and we won’t do each other. Probably”

1. "Together, we make two halves of a whole idiot."

2. "Hello new world, how’s it going? I’m here to wreck everything."

3. "How do I put thrusters on a baby?"

4. "I thought I was fast but it turns out I'm dead"

5. "We’re gonna pretend like that’s not a problem until it’s already eating me"

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7. "If theres anything I like to do in my old age, it’s fuck a lot of melons"

8. "I just thought random screaming would help me out."

9. "This is the first time you and I have spoken, moon."

10. "You're not alone in anything that you've done."

11. "I'm fubbernucked"

13. "I finished the game before I was even done."

14. "If you’re even a little bit different than what is considered the norm, then you’re an oddball."

15. "Don’t go for the booty if it kills you."

16. "I just gotta not suck; which is hard, considering exactly who I am"

17. "Whatever you do, be it small, big; have a goal and believe in yourself"

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19. "All your life, you’ll meet people that only want to break you down. Forget them, stand strong with the people who build you up"

20. "You do you, I'll do me, and we won't do each other. Probably"

21. "What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever"

22. "Never give up, no matter what may set you back, and know that at the end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud of."


25. "Life is just a bowl of cereal"

26. "I haven’t even begun starting and I’m already winning."

27. "No mini chainsaws up the butt"

28. "I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take"

29. "Hey! How’s it goin’, you friendly fuck?"

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31. "Even people you hate deserve opinions. And sometimes they’re going to have better ideas than yours. Keep an open mind to everyone."

32. "Glass houses shouldn’t throw brick rocks."

33. "That’s cool and all but also screw you"

34. "It’s not like I’m trying not to be worse! I’m trying to be gooder!"

35. "Be good to everyone. You never know who might be suffering alone"

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