Elijah Daniel Just Wrote A Gay Version Of The Bible And It Got Banned By Amazon
18 September 2017, 11:28
Pope Francis is SHOOK.
The Gay Agenda is real, and Elijah Daniel is its commander in chief.
Just weeks after banning straight people from a town he became the mayor of, the YouTuber and @ Pack leader has inflicted yet another act of homosexual roguery upon the unsuspecting heterosexual world. But this time, he set his sights on something much bigger than a town - God himself.
On Friday, Elijah revealed that he was going to "rewrite the entire bible but change it to be gayer just to piss straights off." And lo and behold, two days later, The Bible... But Gayer was born. It also took Jesus Christ two days to rise from the dead. Coincidence? We think not...
im going to rewrite the entire bible but change it to be gayer just to piss straights off— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) September 15, 2017
Featuring all your favourite pop icons as saints, devils and even the big man himself, Elijah's new version of the bible reads like something from the depths of stan twitter. Check out the passage below, adapted from the story of Adam and Eve. In this version, Eve is Steve, God is Rihanna (of course) and Taylor Swift is Satan in the physical form of a snake (again, of course).
Elijah Daniel's gay bible has certainly got people talking.
While fans have seen the funny side of Elijah's newest literary work, some people have been offended by the blasphemy.
elijah daniel pls stop poking at religion, it's a very sacred subject and it's wrong to make jokes about.— sarah (@sarahstooextra) September 16, 2017
I have nothing against gay people, what he's doing is completely wrong. LGBT wants to be accepted? Ok but you should accept religious people— Carmelo Corallo (@VirtualDream64) September 18, 2017
The Bible But Gayer soon started to climb the best-sellers charts on Amazon
By the early hours of 18th September, it had become the #1 Bible on Amazon
I HAVE THE NUMBER #1 BIBLE ON AMAZON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/dj9GyCCZBm— lil phag (@elijahdaniel) September 17, 2017
But then Amazon appeared to censor Elijah's version of the Bible.
Despite the book no longer being available to buy on Amazon, the Gospel According To Elijah has continued to spread. You can buy The Bible... But Gayer right here.
And check out some more hilarious extracts below:
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