QUIZ: Are You Soft And Neat?

4 April 2017, 16:01 | Updated: 17 October 2017, 09:47

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By Benedict Townsend

There really is no excuse for making this quiz ... but it seems that we've made it anyway? Life is funny like that sometimes

The world is a dark, chaotic place, but in the endless seas of random chance and terrifying bleakness there are a few contants: the sun will rise, the rains will fall - and if an obscure Dan and Phil in-joke reveals itself, we will probably make a dumb quiz about it. Voila, motherf*cker: